The fortune cookies that you get in Chinese restaurants are never funny. Sometimes the English is written incorrectly. The grammar is always poor. They are always stupid. However, I've found some fortune cookies that I wish I'd gotten because they are actually funny. Hopefully they are true, because that would be even funnier. Enjoy:

Fun stuff.

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  1. Anonymous // January 15, 2009 at 6:46 PM  

    Haha, hilarious! Where did you find all those? Are they actually real?

  2. Adam // January 15, 2009 at 8:09 PM  

    I just compiled them from sites over the years. Um... they look real...