Candy Corn Secret

Let me share with you all a little secret. It's common knowledge that candy corn may be the best candy around, ever, but few know to how to bring the corn to it's full potential. I discovered it because I've only been able to buy stale candy corn from the Butchery since they are the only carrier of kosher candy corn. So, after buying [and eating] some stale, crunchy candy corn, and destroying every single one of my teeth, I thought, there must be a way to soften these babies up. So I popped them in the microwave, and OH MY GOODNESS GREATEST THING OF ALL TIME. That is the secret.

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I hope you all know that the picture on the right is of Balki and Larry, and that they are very happy... happy enough to be floating in the air. I think you understand the meaning of the equation.

The moral of this post? Put candy corn in the microwave.