I am so famous that I'm moving to Disneyland.

I am almost somewhat kinda famous. Really. Well, not really.

But, if you type in The Greatest Site Ever in google, my blog appears on the second page. Here's a screenshot (click to enlarge):


I would like to thank my loyal readers, my fans and fan club, my stalkers, my family, my friends, and you, for boosting thegreatestsiteever.com's google rankings when you search for "the greatest site ever". On June 30th, it was placed on page 10, and today, page 2. Without all my readers, my blog would remain readless. Yup, readless. I just officially created that word. (readless = unread)

For accomplishing this feat of placement elevation, I would like to give some of my loyal readers a gift. Yes, a gift. And not just any gift, but a supremely coveted piece of Americana...

If you would like, I will give the first three readers who respond to this post a free @thegreatestsiteever.com email address. Imagine that! All you have to do is email me at the address above and to the right or click here . It's as simple as that! You'll be famous, too! People who see your email address will say: "WOW. You have the greatest email address ever! And you're associated with thegreatestsiteever.com? You must have some pretty powerful connections." At which point all you have to do is nod and everyone within visible distance of you will be in awe. Total awe. It happens to me all the time.

So, go ahead, email me.