I just read over the credit card benefits for my Visa Signature Card. They are amazing, especially the one that covers whatever I buy from an alien attack. If an alien spacecraft (only a "spacecraft," not an alien him or herself) destroys a TV that I buy with that credit card, Visa will reimburse me for it or repair the damage. Fantastic! I am totally covered! I should start using this credit card just so I can own things that are insured against an alien attack.
Here's a screenshot with the PDF from Visa to prove it: (Click it to view a larger and legible version of this tomfoolery).
I hope aliens do attack just so I can take advantage of this sweet benefit.
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