If you rent the worst 100 movies of all-time, then watch the worst 50 scenes from each one, then light your hair on fire, it wouldn't compare to how bad you feel after you watch the movie 10,000 BC.

Man, that movie was awful. Good thing my friends have a furry and exciting cat that I was able to play with the whole time or else I would have cried from the boredom and physical pain the movie caused.

There are no redeeming qualities in the movie, save the director tossing in a Sabertooth Tiger. Well, that's not actually a redeeming quality, I just happen to think Sabertooth Tigers are the greatest animals of all-time.

I watched this movie last night, and it was so bad that I still have an urge to light myself on fire just so I can forget how awful it was. I should have checked the reviews on RottenTomatoes.com, where the movie received a 9% from critics and a 31% from members. That's the last time I let that friend make the final decision on a movie without me doing research on it first.


I'm gonna go buy a lighter.

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  1. Unknown // July 10, 2008 at 11:38 PM  

    Hey now,

    I never thought it was the going to be a good movie - I rented it because I heard the special effects were good (they weren't). I don't think I deserve my final decision making rights taken away.