Procrastinator...NO WAY

I am not a procrastinator. I used to be, but no longer. During my last two years in college, I ensured almost all my schoolwork was done two weeks ahead of due dates. If I needed to go grocery shopping, I would go immediately. If I needed or was expected to make a phone call, meet someone somewhere, go to class, or anything, I was early or on-time, depending on the situation. I worked hard to destroy my procrastination inclination, and it's pretty much gone. However, no mater how hard I try, it now takes me FOREVER to listen to my cellphone voicemail [and recently, to return calls]. I do not know why, and I do not like it. So, beginning RIGHT NOW, if you call me and leave a voicemail, your message will be listened to and your call will be returned as soon as possible. That is my pledge to my callers, unless you are a stalker, in which case, I probably wont call you back right away, but in a few days.